Monday–Friday, 8–5
Our fake office closes at five because even imaginary employees deserve boundaries.
Executive Business Professionals is a fake local service company created for testing websites, chatbots, FAQs, customer handoffs, and the occasional extremely confident “no.”
Our fake office closes at five because even imaginary employees deserve boundaries.
We reference Albany, Troy, Colonie, Latham, and Guilderland as test geography. We do not actually travel anywhere.
If your house is flooding, burning, sparking, freezing, leaking gas, or otherwise objecting to existence, contact a real qualified professional.
This site exists so Free Frankie can practice answering approved facts, refusing invented services, identifying unknowns, and explaining that the business itself is fictional.